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[x] - You like cheese.
[/] - You hate peanuts. [I don't care much for them and don't eat them, but I don't /entirely/ hate them]
[x] - You agree that this quiz is random.
[ ] - You have farted today.
[x] - You have choked on something.
[x] - You are a writer. [kinda]
[ ] - You smoke.
[ ] - You have farted more than once today.
[/] - You like ice cream. [every now and then it's okay but in general, I'll pass]

TOTAL SO FAR = 5

[x] - You have lied more than 10 times. [ffff try over 42 times]
[] - You are an only child. [has a sister fff]
[ ] - You have more than 3 pets. [has two :'D]
[x] - You prefer water to other drinks. [half the time anyway]
[ ] - You are an alcoholic.
[x] - You are under 20 years old. [is 16. ...4 years until I'm 20 though whoa]
[ ] - You are over 30 years old.
[ ] - You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[ ] - You like jewelry.
[ ] - Your favorite music genre is rock.

TOTAL SO FAR = 8

[ ] - You weigh more than 140 lbs. [doesn't remember :'D]
[ ] - You like pirates.
[x] - You like anime. [not so much anymore.. but there's one series I still want to watch the rest of, after reading the manga]
[] - You are a fangirl/fanboy of something. [...my friends would tell you otherwise but I'd prefer to say I'm not :'D]
[ ] - You take a prescription drug every day. [it's not really a "drug", more like a regular medicine that takes care of what my thyroid used to do. long storyplz]
[ ] - You have a job. [ff no but I need one]
[/]- You live with your parents. [try parent; my dad lives in Las Vegas so fff]
[ ] - You like to eat eggs.
[/] - You have a religion. [my family has one, but I don't participate much and my mom and everyone else doesn't bug me about it, thankfully]
[ ] - You dress stranger than other people.

TOTAL SO FAR = 10

[ ] - You have had diarrhea in the past 2 weeks.
[x] - You have eaten something odd before.
[x] - You are bad at math. [fairly :'D some parts of math are simple, but things like graphing functions.. I'm terrible with those. and no I don't mean (2, 1) I mean things like y = x times whatever numbers stuff]
[x] - You love electronics.
[] - Someone/something has pissed you off in the past week. [not that I can remember.. I've gotten slightly mad at a few things but not exactly pissed]
[ ] - You cuss a lot. [not a LOT..but a tiny bit]
[ ] - You believe in aliens.
[x] - You play video games. [TWEWY ftw]
[/] - You have low self-esteem. [a bit but I guess it's not terrible]
[ ] - You carry a purse.

TOTAL SO FAR = 14.5

[/] - You like flowers. [some are pretty, but I don't care a whole lot about them]
[ ] - You are bisexual or homosexual. [if you really must know ask me on AIM, not here D:]
[ ] - You are a Capricorn or a Scorpio. [is a Gemini~]
[ ] - You have used tarot before.
[ ] - You believe in ghosts.
[ ] - You think *The-Fun-Group is awesome.
[ ] - You like =Fotus9's horoscopes better than *An-Unsure-Thing's.
[ ] - You thought today's funny saying was really funny.
[ ] - You have gotten one of the daily riddle's right.
[ ] - You have gotten in/came close to being in a fist fight.

TOTAL SO FAR = 15

[x] - You like fire.
[ ] - You have fainted or passed out before.
[ ] - You have a high school diploma.
[x] - You live in America.
[ ] - You use hand sanitizer a lot.
[ ] - You consider yourself a nerd. [only with things like TWEWY lol]
[ ] - You have tried chewing tobacco.
[ ] - You are a conspiracy theorist.
[ ] - You sleep in the nude.
[x] - You daydream frequently.

TOTAL SO FAR = 18

[ ] - You have imagined yourself being famous.
[x] - You own a stuffed animal. [my sister and I used to collect tons of those, we have like two boxes of them and two bags of them or something like that]
[/] - You like watermelon. [Watermelon as in Icey, yes, but watermelon the fruit, not a whole lot. only a bit]
[ ] - You live in Europe.
[ ] - You have a fetish for something.
[ ] - You fidget a lot.
[x] - You agree that this quiz has nothing to do with anything.
[ ] - You won't re-post this quiz.
[x] - You have your own personal computer and don't share one.
[ ] - You have a brother.

TOTAL SO FAR = 21.5

[ ] - You can cook well. [not in general, but if I have the instructions with me and I practice I can get it]
[ ] - You like to party.
[ ] - You are a bad dancer. [I dunno, I don't dance]
[ ] - You are a professional dancer.
[x] - You have crossed paths with a black cat.
[x] - You have a friend that you think is crazy. [are you kidding me all of my friends are crazy in one way or another<3]
[x] - You have under 10 good, close friends. [ily all]
[x] - You are anticipating your answer to this quiz.
[ ] - You have ran away from something.
[ ] - You have watched the movie: "Slingblade". [has not even heard of it]

TOTAL SO FAR = 25.5

[x] - You like to mix soft drinks together. [my sister and I would do that allllll the time]
[x] - You have done an odd experiment. [most likely, even though I can't remember any right now]
[x] - People have stared at you oddly in public.
[x] - Your grandmother(s) are still alive.
[x] - You have a step-mom or dad. [fff both but probably only a step-mother sometime soon..]
[ ] - You hate to be tagged. [not really, it can be fun]
[ ] - You have been a member to dA for under 3 months.
[ ] - You have a dA subscription.
[x] - Your hair is brown.
[ ] - You love to eat candy. [not really, even though it can be nice sometimes]

TOTAL SO FAR = 31.5

[x] - You have dressed up for Halloween.
[x] - You love cats.
[ ] - You have a quirky personality. [I dunno, you tell me]
[ ] - You are a coffee addict.
[ ] - You live near a body of water. [ffff I live in the city, the closest body of water is around half an hour away]
[x] - You have had a toothache.
[ ] - You currently have to go to the bathroom.
[ ] - You like reading others' answers to "What would you do?".
[ ] - You are a vegetarian/vegan.
[x] - You use the term: "Epic Fail".

GRAND TOTAL = 35.5


0-25 = A spaceship.
26 = Corn.
27 = The Chosen One.
28 = A donkey.
29 = Flashlight.
30 = Weed.
31 = Stalker.
32 = Poodle.
33 = A turd.
34 = Pacifier.
35 = Chili.
36 = A continent.
37 = Bamboo.
38 = A Nissan Skyline.
39 = Pedophile.
40 = A rather large and smelly fish.
41 = Parachute.
42 = Mob of angry sheep.
43 = A clone of yourself.
44 = A mortified chocolate deer antler.
45 = Pincushion.
46 = Toilet seat.
47 = Ninja.
48 = Psycho passion fruit.
49 = Yellow snow.
50 = Flammable.
51 = A poison Easter basket.
52 = A dirty diaper.
53 = Mammary gland.
54 = A moose humping a guardrail.
55 = An illegal immigrant.
56 = Tofu.
57 = Microscopic testicle fuzz.
58 = Staple gun.
59 = Tail feather.
60 = A white rapper.
61 = A shotgun shell.
62 = Sexy as hell.
63 = A popcorn fart.
64 = A rusty, herpes infected needle.
65 = Fortune cookie.
66 = Barack Obama.
67 = Chinchilla.
68 = Weapon of mass destruction.
69 = An epic failure at everything.
70 = Sweat.
71 = Naughty nymphomaniac.
72 = Bicycle tire.
73 = A semi-proportionate and anonymous fish scale.
74 = The Bubonic Plague.
75 = Turkey.
76 = Amoeba.
77 = A lice-infected hobo.
78 = The ruler of all evil.
79 = Horny toad.
80 = Fairy Godmother.
81 = Tuba.
82 = Anorexic llama capillary.
83 = Moldy snot.
84 = Miley Cyrus wannabe.
85 = Doppelganger.
86 = Future porn star.
87 = Unnatural disaster.
88 = Statistical database.
89 = Genital lice.
90 = Rocket launcher.
91 = Ruby vomit.
92 = Maggot.
93 = Selfish antagonistic poofing cat.
94 = Pudding.
95 = A gravy train.
96 = Santa Claus.
97 = Paris Hilton's big toe.
98 = Decaying insect corpse.
99 = Blood bank.
100 = Freak of nature and humanity

...wtf xD